Would that be whirrled peas?
too fast... beat me to it.
I think toilet paper writer may not have gotten over 1988 when -- they got Bush wacked on a Quayle hunt.
But seriously, it is time to flush the Johns and move along...
I will be in dire need of a toilet bowl if there is more toilet bowl, errr, toilet paper writing like this, and cry-baby stories like John Kerry demanding a recount in Ohio. Some folks need to get a life.
For others, Its a wonderful Life!