Posted on 12/23/2004 4:12:44 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
AMERICA'S pharmaceutical industry is putting out an advisory about the latest potential threat to its health: Michael Moore.
The filmmaker, whose targets have included General Motors ("Roger & Me"), the gun lobby (the Oscar-winning "Bowling for Columbine") and President Bush ("Fahrenheit 9/11"), has set his sights on the health care industry, including insurance companies, HMOs, the Food and Drug Administration — and drug companies.
At least six of the nation's largest firms have already issued internal notices to their workforces, preparing them for potential ambushes.
"We ran a story in our online newspaper saying Moore is embarking on a documentary — and if you see a scruffy guy in a baseball cap, you'll know who it is," said Stephen Lederer, a spokesman for Pfizer Global Research and Development.
Pharmaceutical executives are bracing for the worst.
"Moore's past work has been marked by negativity, so we can only assume it won't be a fair and balanced portrayal," said Rachel Bloom, executive director of corporate communications for AstraZeneca. "His movies resemble docudramas more than documentaries."
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
He won't be satisfied until he's destroyed every vestige of humanity.
Starting with himself...
I don't think he could have ever had any humanity to begin with. They don't supply that in the bowels of the place he came from.
He's a guy who can't get a date that he wants...the ones he can get, he doesn't want. What a jerk!
Sorry. I've asked for this to be removed.
;-D
It would be poetic justice if that fat pig needed some high-priced medication and it was no longer available, thanks to his hit piece.
Look at the bright side:
Since Roger & Me, GM has become more profitable.
Since Bowling for Columbine, more states have legalized conceal-carry.
Since F911, Bush won.
With enemies like Michael Moore, who needs friends?
Imagine, having to live with Michael Moore, 24/7, for your entire life...
...You wake up in the morning and look in the mirror - Michael Moore is looking back!
...You have coffee (just the way Michael likes it) and a greasy breakfast with,... Michael Moore.
...You go to work (sic) with Michael Moore.
...When you go the the Men's Room, Michael Moore is there, standing with you at the very same urinal, holding on tight.
...In the stall, you even get to wipe Michael Moore's @$$!
...Then, for lunch, you and Michael Moore go out together with his Hollywood friends(?).
...People stare at you (and Michael) on the street, and you know what they are thinking. You just know!!
...After a long, hard day manufacturing lies about people who are much better than you, it's you and Michael for cocktail hour and a doobie, together.
...Imagine asking a great looking chick for a date, knowing the real reason she turned you down is because you are always with Michael Moore?
...When you brush your teeth for the last (first?) time before bed, it's Michael looking back at you - once again.
...When your head finally goes down to your lonely pillow, you know who is with you, and you also know whom you will get up with the next morning.
...Finally, when you die and go to meet your Maker (who Michael has dissed all his life), you realize what bad company you have been traveling with - Michael Moore - but, alas, too late....
This is somebody you look forward to living with for the rest of your life? Prayer and pity are both in order for this deranged, deluded man. Jesus can heal it all, but Michael can't!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.