He could correct that condition if he lost a few hundred pounds, took a Clorox bath, followed by an HCL bath, with a good dunking in a five gsllon bucket of Nair (depilatory), did 50 pushups a day, and enlisted in the USMC.
Check that. Correction.
The Marines only look for a few good men.
Based upon Moore's reputation, he'd probably suffer from "friendly fire" before he even got onto base. IMOHO