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Man Fined For Trying To Smuggle Salami In Luggage
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| 12/23/04
Posted on 12/23/2004 6:01:01 AM PST by KidGlock
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:01:01 AM PST
by
KidGlock
To: KidGlock
Bet they took the evidence to their break room and ate it.
To: KidGlock
Well...as long as he didnt try and smuggle it in his pants.
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:02:23 AM PST
by
Armedanddangerous
(Yep, ya caught me, ya caught the tater)
To: KidGlock
Swiss not good a hiding the salami?......Too many holes.......!
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:03:07 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(If the Red States are JESUSLAND, then the Blue States are SATANLAND......)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I tried the same thing one time, but got it caught in the zipper. OUCH!
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:03:23 AM PST
by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: KidGlock
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:03:56 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.zimbabwesituation.com/flamelily.html)
To: KidGlock
Is that a salami in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? LoL
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:04:36 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
To: KidGlock
"See! I told you I wasn't happy to see you."
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:05:37 AM PST
by
IncPen
(Beware the fury of a patient man.)
To: KidGlock
I like to play hide the salami.
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:07:00 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
To: KidGlock
He tried to get salami past sniffer dogs? Not too bright.
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:07:00 AM PST
by
knuthom
To: KidGlock
Let's see ~ can I guess this guy speaks German?
There was a sausage?
They put pockets inside their suit coats big enough to hold small sausages!
The customs guys in Australia KNEW!
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:07:51 AM PST
by
muawiyah
To: KidGlock
Federal Regulations Prohibit The Hiding Of Any Salami On This Flight.
(steely)
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:08:03 AM PST
by
Steely Tom
(Fortunately, fhe Bill of Rights doesn't include the word 'is'.)
To: knuthom
Those dogs were probably jumping up and down 12 to 15 feet in the air!
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:08:40 AM PST
by
muawiyah
To: KidGlock
Didn't Pee Wee Herman get in trouble for this too?
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:09:08 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Guinness for strength!)
To: KidGlock
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:10:02 AM PST
by
cvq3842
To: muawiyah
There was a recent thread that showed German men had smaller "salamis" than other European men.
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:10:23 AM PST
by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: KidGlock
I get accused of smuggling salami all the time...
To: KidGlock
I tried to sneak some packaged sausage in from Germany last year. I wasn't fined, but I had my goods confiscated and was subjected to a very beefy woman's 30 minute rant.
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:12:50 AM PST
by
Jaysun
(DEMOCRATS: "We need to be more effective at fooling people.")
To: KidGlock
Wonder if those Aussies can figure out who stole the Kieshka?
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:14:15 AM PST
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: KidGlock
Are they sure this wasn't Monica Lewinski?
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posted on
12/23/2004 6:15:09 AM PST
by
stockpirate
(Check out my homepage and learn about sKerry and his Socialist friends.)
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