I had an old ford escort that lost a collision with a horse (before I owned it). It was being driven down a dirt road, and there was a horse on the side of the road. Just as the car was coming even with the horse, the horse turned with it's butt out in the road. It's butt wiped out almost the entire right side of the car. The horse was not injured.
Anytime that somebody asked me what happened to the car, I would honestly answer, "it was just some horse's ass."
I has my Opal Cadet was totaled by a cow on a country road many years ago. I came over a blind curve on a downhill and slammed into Bossy at about 50 miles and hour.
The owner of the cow later tried to sue me for hitting the cow that had to be destroyed and refused to compensate me for my damages even though her fence was down and it was not a free range area.
She lost the suit but I never got more than market value for my car from MY insurance company.
ROFL!