On behalf of the reindeer, I am suing for increasing their workload by Santa's excess poundage! Geragos, I hear you're available!
How would this affect the lawsuit on behalf of the reindeer against all of humanity for continuing to produce more and more children requiring faster and faster travel every Christmas Eve? Another suit has been filed against Santa Claus for failing to add reindeer to his team each year to compensate for the extra deerpower required to haul the gifts for humanity.
Per the trial lawyers, Rudolph has been excluded from the lawsuits as a claimant since his red nose clearly identifies him as a supporter of the current administration.
"Geragos, I hear you're available!"
But he's a loser...Better call Johnny Cochran: "The reindeer sit 'til Santa quits!"