Midget Suicide Bombers

WWN ^ | 12/20/04 | Dorain Wagner

[Rodney King]

I'll have you know that the WWN is the 8th highest circulating paper in the world.

[HairOfTheDog]

ROTFL...

[Rodney King]

bump

[martin_fierro]

[demnomo]

OK, where's the obligatory pic of Bat Boy that must accompany all WWN reports? ;)

[sgtbono2002]

Bring em on. Tell them to follow the yellow brick road.

[kahoutek]

"And as if midgets didn't already make some people nervous............"

I know I'll never look at a little person the same way again..............

[Rodney King]

Is the alien a male or a female?

[crazyhorse691]

Worrying about suicidal munchkins has always fueled my worst nightmares.

[martin_fierro]

The alien has transcended sex.

But he (?) does have a mugshot.

[Bigturbowski]

What's next, 30 clowns blow themselves up in a car bomb?

[wildbill]

Not only high circulation--but a reputation for honesty and integrity that outshines the New York Times.

Meanwhile, as a writer and English teacher, you have to love their imagery: "a maelstrom of midgets"

Herewith my poor attempt: a deluge of demonic destroying dwarfs.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Daschle is looking for work.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

The difference between the tabloids and regular news these days is people know the tabloids are BS. The MSM tries to sell their own similar fabrications as fact.

[MD_Willington_1976]

Bill don't care...the alien does have a mouth.

[reagan_fanatic]

"The secret's out? DAMN YOU ALL!!"

[mhking]

[RichInOC]

Backstage with David Lee Roth:

"Dude, did they drop off the case of Jack Daniel's yet? Dave's running low."

[avg_freeper]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH,
We represent, the suicide guild,
the suicide guild,
the suicide guild.

[metesky]

What's next, 30 clowns blow themselves up in a car bomb?

One hopes...