Not good enough.
We know what Xmas means, even if it isn't spelled out. Thank New Jersey (for not allowing instrumental versions of Christmas carols) and Plano Texas (for not allowing red and green napkins) for that one.
Where do miracles come from? That's out, too.
Let's call it the Winter Solstice Coincidence instead.
-PJ
"Let's call it the Winter Solstice Coincidence instead."
How about the RamaHanuKwanzmas Coincidence like Glenn Beck used on his web site.