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To: nmh
Our God is NO ape. We were created in His image.

So God stands erect? God lacks the thick fur of apes? God has a nose? A runny nose? A mouth? An intestine? Gas pains? Does God eructate? Do God's toenails on each of his 10 toes on his two legs need occasional clipping? Is God muscular like Arnold Schwarzenegger or skinny like PeeWee? Is God dark skinned or light? Does he have an umbilicus? Do his lungs contain accessory fissures? Is his appendix retrocecal? Can we rest assured God has two testicles and a penis?

Why do persist with such nonsense? Your literal interpretation of "image" is so obviously ridiculous that surely even your cult hasn't blinded you to it.

252 posted on 12/22/2004 9:32:53 PM PST by beavus
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To: beavus

"Is his appendix retrocecal?"

Good question! Good word!

Sigh, one would hope Christians would understand the Bible is more about spiritual things than anatomy.


259 posted on 12/23/2004 1:32:25 AM PST by shubi (Peace through superior firepower.)
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To: beavus

Ahem ... you r ignorance is showing ... . There is no need to revel in it. God is a spirit. Jesus is God in the flesh and He is NO APE!

I feel sorry for you ... you ridicule Someone you don't know. Do you often ridicule those you don't know to feel superior? Or to justify your ignorance? Never mind ... you don't have to dig yourself a deeper hole.


281 posted on 12/23/2004 11:29:01 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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