You know, Howlin', I think this whole report is bogus! CBS cooked this up for sure! I can prove there are no car washes on Mars: there are no quarters! How can they operate a car wash if they ain't got quarters to put into the slots to get the miracle-foaming brush to work?
Will this get me national acclaim like it did for Buckwheat or whatever his name is?
I think so. I'll call 'my people.' :-)