[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Two Questions, one half serious, try to guess which one:

Since they are seeking a large grant to study this phenomenon, I'd first like an independent person or group to find a lot more of these fish....who knows what metrofishual panderers might try with turkey...ah, fish basters to set up a few dozen males, catch-and-release with roe?

If a female fish is found during the course of this experiment that has abnormally coarse scales and was not monogamous, would that mean they have a Rough Ho to Roe?

[Larry Lucido]

"would that mean they have a Rough Ho to Roe?"

Yes. And if former Dallas County prosecutor Henry Wade tries to force the fish to give birth to its offspring, well, you might end up with (drum roll) the case of Roe v. Wade.