[Lazamataz]

Whore-monger

Dear Sir,

I am a well-known whore-monger, and I take great exception to being compared to Wonkette.

Please retract immediately, and can I borrow your cell phone to get a "date" tonight?

Yours Truly,

Laz

[Rebelbase]

"can I borrow your cell phone to get a "date" tonight?"

You're welcome to my phone as long as you use a baggie. :-)