Shave his belly with a rusty razor, Shave his belly with a rusty razor, Shave his belly with a rusty razor, Earl-eye in the morning!
Put him the back of the paddy wagon, Put him the back of the paddy wagon, Put him the back of the paddy wagon, Earl-eye in the morning!
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober, Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober, Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober, Earl-eye in the morning!
Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im. Earl-eye in the morning!
Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers, Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers, Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers, Earl-eye in the morning!
That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor, That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor, That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor Earl-eye in the morning!
You don't hold a high opinion of our Commander in Chief do you Willie.
I'm shocked!
Well let's give credit where credit is due...
Afterall, Dubya has worked his tail off to lose my respect...