[Prime Choice]

Elephants in a wildlife sanctuary in eastern Thailand are using their oversize bodies as road blocks, ambushing vehicles transporting sugar cane, tapioca and fruit, the sanctuary's chief says.

Elephants have very good memories. Looks like they've also got good bargaining powers.

"Give us what we want and we guarantee you won't be flatter than a pancake in 15 seconds."

[Lazamataz]

Elephants have very good memories. Looks like they've also got good bargaining powers.

From now on, I'm bringing an elephant into salary negotiations with me.

Lazamataz: "I want $120,000 a year, four weeks paid vacation, and a company car."

(NUDGE)

Lazamataz: "....and a ton of kiwis and sugar cane."