Here's mine...
"Boo Hoo. Are you suggesting Kerry would have been a better choice? Your bona fides notwithstanding, this pathetic rant not only does nothing to further the conservative cause, it gives the lefties a chance to point (at us) their bony, blood-stained fingers while laughing at the "right wing wackos" eating each other alive. Nice work, Chuck. Merry Chistmas anyway, or are you one of those so-called Christians who don't belive in Christmas?"
Excellent!