[FreedomCalls]

ANNOUNCER TWO

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the latest bulletin from the Intercontinental Radio News. Toronto, Canada: Professor Morse of McMillan University reports observing a total of three explosions on the planet Mars, between the hours of 7:45 P. M. and 9:20 P. M., eastern standard time. This confirms earlier reports received from American observatories.

Now, nearer home, comes a special bulletin from Jakarta, Indonesia. It is reported that at 8:50 P. M. a huge, flaming object, believed to be a meteorite, fell on a farm in the neighborhood of Tangerang, Indonesia, twenty-two miles from Jakarta.

The flash in the sky was visible within a radius of several hundred miles and the noise of the impact was heard as far north as Serang in West Java province.

We have dispatched a special mobile unit to the scene, and will have our commentator, Carl Phillips, give you a word picture of the scene as soon as he can reach there from Princeton.

In the meantime, we take you to the Hotel Martinet in Brooklyn, where Bobby Millette and his orchestra are offering a program of dance music.

[Semper911]

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the latest bulletin...

Good one. To bad today's not October 31 or it would really work...

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Orson Welles, is that you?

[Straight Vermonter]

Niiiice!

[Duaine]

LOL...Mars attacks....

[jriemer]

Anchorwoman: Chuck is reporting live via satphone from the meteor impact site. Chuck can you give us any details?
Chuck: The site is still surrounded in smoke. Some people went into the crater moments before we started this broadcast. Now, they're coming out. No, no they're not. My god, something else is coming out of the crater! There's two of them! *sbbezzt*

Anchorwoman: It appears we have lost Chuck's uplink. In other news...