Oak Hay Dare, Joan Zee... Isle Ike Free Pin, Doan Chew ???
Don't quit your day job, that was pretty bad.
My only response to you is borrowed from Shakespeare's King Lear, Act II Scene II:
Thou art "A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liverd, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition."
Mine: Well then there now, ewe kneeds ta hap skatch round da side back afor ewe frak churz yer caloon zout !!!
Yorz: Well then tere now, ewe kneeds to hap skatch round da dise back afor ewe frak churz yer caloon sout!!!
Maybe my monkey business will improve at the rate of your copy accuracy. However, I do appreciate your Shakespeare response !!!