Posted on 12/18/2004 8:21:06 AM PST by grace522
I wanted to send you a Christmas Card, but my attorney asvised me to send the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of some sort of holiday on or about the winter solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
If you choose, please spread the joy, or other emotion of your choice.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
This would be very funny if it wasn't the expressed wish of the left. Sorry about the spell check or lack thereof.
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They should sell these in the stores!
Make sure the Christmas card is made of recycled paper....
You could put a lovely picture of the Kerry's on the front.
One for the in-laws maybe?
If it's so P.C., how come it says "Merry Christmas"?
Yes, it should read Happy.. no, Unspecified Emotion may or may not be visited upon you this Chris.. I mean, Winterval..
That must be some aggressive lawyer. Usually, they are content just having you by the testicles.
grace- you forgot to post the sodium and fat content of the card. I'll have my lawyer contact you.
It should be edible too, so it will not add garbage to the landfills.
I like it. Think I'll use it at work.
Right on, Floyd!
What's your ratio of cases tried to conclusion versus pled out?
Thank You! It is now attached as a signature line attached to every email that I send. Maybe at least it will cause a few people to wakeup and realize just how perverted our society has become.
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