Hey Timpad, "cAPS lOCK ABUSE" might be worth its own Rate-a-Troll category.
Rate-a-Troll for Toby03
| Criterion | Your Score (1-10) | Comments |
| "Supporting" the troops while denigrating their chain of command | 10 | Our poor, stupid children who thought they were volunteering for summer camp. Even when they were issued their rifles. |
| Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal | 10 | Just another branchs of the CFR |
| Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule | 2 | Nah. |
| Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper | 0 | Need a lot of work here |
| Bizarre "facts" | 10 | DUpeville is not a reliable news source. Check out posts from just before the election... |
| Waiting long enough after sign-up to post | 0 | Same day. No good! |
| Naderite corporation-bashing | 10 | But it's 'Corprashuns' in RalphSpeak |
| Number of times "administration" is used | 0 | branchs won't do. |
| Exclamation points | 1 | More whining than angry. C'mon, give in to your hate! |
| Misspelled words and screwed up sentences. | 2 | Larger Prozac doses will help here. Mix it with Smirnoff and apple juice |
| Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals | 10 | You're ready for Hellary's divinity school! |
Total: 54
About average. Or should I say, pathetically undistinguished. You can't even make the grade in the Troll world. Get some passion, get some dope and break your cAPS lOCK key. C'mon, we stupid, pathetic rednecks are just crying out for your wisdom. But fer cryin' out loud, don't BORE us!
Actually, it's 55, but I just couldn't bear giving you another point.
Hey Timpad, "cAPS lOCK ABUSE" might be worth its own Rate-a-Troll category.