Ahh gee wiz... I can't wait to purposely explode myself (and those around me) with a bomb that I deliberately wrap around myself... 'cus then I will be able to forevermore delight in the sexual services of 72 firm breasted virgins and 12 beautiful young boys. Besides, I will also have all the wine and water I can ever possibly drink.
Wow... what a magnificent paradise for a horny, thirsty, camel jockey like me who lives in the desert !!! ;-))
Gee, I don't know what to say in response to that...how about switching to de-caf?