I am NOT of the ancient Roman religion, there fore I refuse to call next month January, named after Janus. In fact, Christians should demand that they change all names of all the months. To what? hmmm First month, Second month,.... And I don't worship the sun or the moon either. We must change the names of the days of the week from SUNday, MOONday and those other guys like Thor's day, Saturn Day,... Until we come up with something acceptable, it will be Firstday, Seconday, .....
Just think of how much more productive we will be when no one takes vacation because Christmas is no longer allowed. I mean, if there is no holiday in 12th month, we should really be able to get some work done.
Oh wait.....