by: Uncleshag
Lookin' for a place to store his nut.
Told his FRiend, ol' 'Yellow Screecher'
"I'm breaking in and you might get cut!"
"Why can't you unlatch it?
Can't you see I'm cold?
Friday afternoon in Canteenville
and Santa's leaving from the Pole!"
"HO! HO! HO!"
"So if you'll get your furry tail up.
Tell tomkow that you wanna be free.
I can squeeze in through a cracked door,
While he's checking out hot5.jpg!"
"I know it's so warm in there,
Why'd you let your ol' pal freeze?
I'll be hangin' on this glass 'til morning
and filling gutters up with leaves!"
OH YEAH!
"Yellow Screecher, please ask tomkow to let me in, I'm so cold!"