[elfman2]

Fair enough, don’t help us with missile defense. But if they want missile defense in 20 years, I hope we make them pay out the a~s for the development cost + interest.

And if they want to grant our deserters political asylum, I’m sure there’s some class of Canadian criminals we can grant asylum to until they change their minds.

[Libertas aut Mortis]

I've often thought of applying for refugee status in the U.S. on the basis of being a Canadian gun owner, and therefore subject to persecution on that basis. I may soon be able to add religious persecution on the basis of being a Bible believing Christian.

[rbg81]

When the missiles do start to fly, we should send them an account number. We should then tell them that they have 5 minutes to wire $100B into that account, if they want any protection. After 5m, the price goes up by $20B/minute.