Aw, geez, you got me. And I worked so hard to keep up my facade, too. I wrote essays demolishing Arnebeck and calling DUers delusional. I shredded Kerry's plan for drug reimportation, tore apart his "Nuisance" gaffe, made fun of his physical appearance, and mocked his wife. I blasted Michael Moore, Dan Rather, and France. But through it all, I've really been a secret, closeted liberal, just waiting for the right moment to reveal myself. How ever did you see through my brilliant disguise?
I didn't name you in my post. Quod Erat Demonstratum.