Interesting that this comes in the land of George Bush and the so-called Sectretary of Education.
I guess there's no stoplights allowed in the classroom. And how can I teach my students how to read only 7 basic colors? Now I can't accept any of those apples my students leave. So much for my plant unit too. My students can't bring tomatoes to throw at me. Now when I get embarrassed, I have to turn yellow. Drat it all!!!! We must stop this at once or Santa will have to come dressed in purple and brown. I can't do that to Santa. And who wants to pledge allegiance to a blue and white flag? And there goes half of the lunches each day. This is a travesty.
The supposed seperation of Church and State, as used by the ACLU, should be attacked as sword that cuts both ways.
For example the rules as put out by the schoool district are illegal, since they are not allowed to make any laws regarding a church or religion.