You could have said Oklahoma but that would have been a insensitive.
People that get virus's on their computers are given a valuable lesson about how stupid they are. Buy an anti-virus for $20 bucks and leave it alone and you won't have problems. Don't click on stupid things on the Internet. Pay for the software that you normally steal so when your computer breaks, you can put it back. Do back-ups.
It's all in the manual and it really is that simple.
Oh, and if you are not sure, put gas in your car as well.