[NormsRevenge]

**FILE PHOTO** A turkey runs through a paddock at the Misty Knoll Farm in New Haven, Vt., Nov. 17, 2004. (AP Photo/Toby Talbot)

[Darkwolf377]

Somebody lay down some newspapers at DNC HQ and the NYTimes, we'll be millionaires with just one day's collection!

[weenie]

Okay...I think this is a good reason to reconsider Turkey's invitation to the EU.

[MissouriConservative]

bump for later read

[ProudVet77]

There's a certain symmetry that I will be cooking a turkey in my electric oven that is powered by the birds poop. A very human like characteristic.

[maine-iac7]

Something "new"?

I had a friend in Utah over 30 years ago who had several huge chicken barns - tens of thousands of birds - and heated the barns totally with chicken s*it.

oh, right, this is "turkey" s*it.

[Redbob]

Is this related to that Oliver Stone/Midnight Express story posted just after this?

[Willie Green]

Well I suppose it's one small step in the right direction.
Nevertheless, it'll still probably take $$$ billions of federally subsidized R&D and another 20~30 years before we find find a way to properly dispose of goose poop.

[ntnychik]

Someone has to say it:
"As god is my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly."

[manic4organic]

Sounds like the straight poop to me.

[Hi Heels]

*shakes head* HAHAHAhahahaa... Your varied interests are quite entertaining....

[Pharmboy]

These guys come through the back of my yard sometimes (my Golden goes crazy) and they evidently leave a lot of energy on the forest floor.

[RichInOC]

"We call it Underworld. That's where Bartertown gets its energy."
"What, oil? Natural gas?"
"Pigs."
"You mean pigs like those? Bulls**t!"
"No. Pig s**t."
"What?!"
"Pig s**t. The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane. And methane cometh from pig s**t."