Posted on 12/15/2004 3:23:45 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird
A few more...I'm responsible for 207-208
I merely cut and paste---please don't yell at me
208. IM A Pussie Oh, PLEASE get BUSHIE outta office! He actually goes AFTER the terrorists that want to kill us. I want to make friends with Osama---and have his babies. All of my sister want to as well. They are DUmmies, too!
207. Osama bin Laden Bushie is such a meeeeeenie! He made me lose my home, my wives ,and my means fo terror. If you elect John Kerry, I promise not to kill you American infidel pigs....maybe. John Kerry is a coward we can WORK with!
206. Ihadtowin butIlost Kerry If that idiot beat me then how big an idiot must I be
205. Wiley T. Coyote for P.E.S.T. counseling dial 1-800-BUSHWON
204. Ted Not going to happen...there are only 40,000,000 Demoncrats in the country and only 2,000,000 can read or write,TOPS! You people need to keep your morons on a shorter leash.
203. Katie Harris Liberals are childish idiots who act like little children when they don't what they want - grow the hell up, Thank God you idiots lost in 2000 & 2004 & 2006 & 2008 - Go Green party!!!
202. Al Kaida Stop Infidel Bush !!! Visit democraticunderground.com !!!! Support Airhead Amerikkka !!!!!! Die Infidels !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
201. Jaques Chirac United States of America's President and Armed-Forces Commander-In-Chief, George Walker Bush, has to go because, except for Australia's Prime Minister John Howard, he towers so much much much too far head and shoulders and shoulders above every other "world leader" and every US "Democratic" potty "candidate" and/or other mobster-posing-as-a-politician as to make the rest of us pathetic pukes and crapheads and our every slimy supporter and especially those from whose death certificates, arrest records and matriculas consular we take the names of our absentee-ballot "voters" be seen to be so intellectually and morally grossly inferior by comparison as to spoil the way we feel about life and about one another. President Bush is an American Man -- and has to go! Hissssssssssssssssssssssss!
200. Joe Mama
199. My Feet Smell Really Funny I think I stepped in DU-DU
198. Dick Cheny It is very important that we remove the president, but not the vice-president. Remember THE PRESIDENT not THE VICE-PRESIDENT. And, trust me, I have no idea how this whole succession thing works.
197. Sir Karl of Rove We're stuning your beebers! Castro needs sugar cane cutters....go there
196. Mira La Tiena Cosa - quenies mas macho? l Bush? Yo no creo! Por Favor mas Dollares Americano. Yo no tengo cerveza suffciente.
195. Jamie Gumm We FREEPED you! We FREEPED you!
194. Dick Cheney I never knew so many DUmmies wanted me to be president. Why deprive you DUmmies of the pleasure?
193. Watt Fules U. R.
192. Chezz Eaton Sue and Norm Unkie
191. Wooden Eye Harelip. Harelip.
190. Nafarious Nabob Ohhhhh, that Teresa Heinz-Kerry is some woman! I'd like to see her jump in the mud with Hillary. My money's on Heinz. And Heinz is on my hotdog. Ohhhhh yeah, baby!
189. Major Woody
188. Ruff Ann Ready I support George W Bush all the way. What in hootin holler is all this malarky about being FREE of George W Bush? You guys are definitly not cowboys. You're girlie-men. Only girlie-men would not be happy to have George W Bush as President.
187. Anal Bum Cover The day is mine Trebeck!
186. Joshua Peabody
224. Dingle Berry I'm hangin' on by a hair
223. Lurchy McKetchup reporting for duty!
222. uuuuuuuuh! Bubba wen do i gits the new dawg ya'll promised for voting for thet kerry fella
221. Hugh G. Rection
220. Perfect RovianStorm Hi DUmmies, you lost, BUSH WON
219. Saddam Hussein My life was so good until Bush won, and then he won again
218. Jeb Bush Mom always liked George more than me. Now I will have my revenge!!!!
217. King Kong Hi, I'm King Kong, you may know me from such feature films as King Kong (1933), King Kong (1976), King Kong (2005), King Kong Lives (1986) King Kong Vs. Godzilla (1963) and I also directed several movies, including Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla (1974) (as Jun Fukuda). Seriously, I need a job! C'mon Hollywood! I'm signing your leftist-pinko petition. Babs! Are you reading this? CALL ME! I'm starving out here. Remember who got you MechaStriesand Vs. Stan, Kyle, Cartman an Kenny? Throw me a banna, please!
216. Che Guevera---I'm dead--and not a citizen, but that never stopped the DemcrRATic Party form having me vote
215. George Bush I'm tired of being the Prez anyway. Too many whiny DUmmiecrats
214. Carlos Inbred Sumasa wassa moffa poo. Wecasa mofasa gringo hernandeza.
213. Carl Rove I'm Karl Rove's good twin, the one who doesn't hire people like Bev Harris to go and mess with the minds of the Democratic Undergrounders, Lord knows, they aint got all that much to work with in the first place. You can tell me from my evil twin because I spell my name with a friendly "C" instead of the Konspracy "K" my brother uses. Anyway, I don't really have anything against the President but my brother, Karl, must be stopped! K-A-R-L! Do you hear me? Your time is up, dear brother.
212. Edi Amin If I weren't dead and were still in charge of my killing fields, I know President Bush would have me on his list. Luckily, I have good freinds in the Democrat Underground who will fight and die so that I may kill some more.
211. Vincente Fox If el loco Presedante Bush would only annex my country as I have begged him to do, there would be no more problems with illegal mexicana from Mexico coming into his country. But he wont listen me! And I am the Presedente too! Aye Carumba!
210. Bev HaHaHaHarris I'm sooo rich now I'm a Repuke!!!!!
209. bev harris buddy, can you spare a dime? you're FIRED!
YAY!! We FReeped it good! Congratulations on a job well done FReepers! :) Now, let's preserve it for posterity...
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226. Generalissimo Fransisco Franco We dead rulers have to oust the living now and then - PS Yassis says he'd sign, but he's just dead.
225. DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mark Greenfield - I am a DUmmie!!!! Why does a Democrat Governor of New Mexico not want to do a recount??? Because he is not a DUmmie!!!!! Your DUmmie!!! efforts Guarantee GOP Victory for years to come. Support the GREENS!! DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mark Greenfield - I am a DUmmie!!!! Why does a Democrat Governor of New Mexico not want to do a recount??? Because he is not a DUmmie!!!!! Your DUmmie!!! efforts Guarantee GOP Victory for years to come. Support the GREENS!! DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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185. Sir Lancelot So, you think being a DUmmie qualifies you for the illustrious Round Table? Okay then, go kill one hundred dragons, find one thousand virgins among your DUmmie peers and . . . . oh forget it. You'll never find that many . . . . dragons and there aren't that many virgins in the dummocraptic party.
184. Crazy Cat I must be a DUmmie because I'm a flea carrier. Hey, Barney, you need any fleas? Come see me!
183. Betty Humpter I love the sound of Democrats whining in the morning
182. G. E. Toverit GWB is the man! DUmmies are deluded.
181. Getoverit U. Fools
180. Ima Hogg
179. Crockett FourPaws Barney, Barney, Barney, all I hear is Barney. My girlfriend loves Barney more than she loves me. I'm getting tired of the little b*tch's complaining that I'm not half the dog Barney is.
178. Albert Soreloserman
177. Jacques Chirac
176. Casey FourPaws I voted 4 times for George W. Bush because I love Barney. He's too cute. Do you think I might get a date with him?
175. John Jacob Dingleheimer Schmitt
174. Too stupid to Breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
173. Hugh G. Reckshun Geroge Bush must go!
172. alexandra kerry i was so exited when i heard about this petition my boobies just perked right up!!!! you all have seen my pair of hoses already right? so just calm down. i hope bush resigns so i can skank from the whitehouse!!
171. ssaB sdrawckA !ymmUD a eb tsum I diputs os m'I
170. Du Commando The girls took my lunch money again
169. Jorge Sorass Damn my butt is sorer then a puppy's at a DU party
168. Petite Penis My wienie is small but at the DU they call me MEAT
167. vincent d'onofrio did you see me as pvt joker in full metal jacket??? have you heard about my leftist fool outbursts on law and order sets? i know i'm just a hypocrite f'ing limosine liberal tool but i am important.....really....i'm an actor and i matter dammit!! just thinking about bush is pissing me off so much that i feel little turdlets erupting from my kiester....so this guy better resign before all my gaskets blow now
166. John Connor Blaine - Brockton, MA Thank you for making this petition. We are on our way... ...to having the funniest petition in the world! YAAAY DUmmies!!!!!! Oughta send it to Dubya and the GOP, should be worth a million laughs! [Seriously, you think 3 million signatures will remove our President from office? Ai Ngo.]
165. Mickey Mouse
164. Ben Freepen #159=ROFLMAO!
163. Lupe Gupta I demand reparations
162. Electoral CollegeVote Update - +1 votes for DUmmie Edwards and -1 vote for DUmmie Kerry - Keep Counting DUmmies - More Votes for President Bush!!! DUmbocrat Party will regret being associated w/ you DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warren County Recount Update - +2 votes for President Bush and +1 vote for DUmmie Kerry - Keep Counting DUmmies - More Votes for President Bush!!! DUmbocrat Party will regret being associated w/ you DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! News Flash!!!! George Soros files Election Contest. Vows to "do whatever it takes" DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warren County Recount Update - +2 votes for President Bush and +1 vote for DUmmie Kerry - Keep Counting DUmmies - More Votes for President Bush!!! DUmbocrat Party will regret being associated w/ you DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warren County Recount Update - +2 votes for President Bush and +1 vote for DUmmie Kerry - Keep Counting DUmmies - More Votes for President Bush!!! DUmbocrat Party will regret being associated w/ you DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
161. Richard Long Dis be whack yo, W be cool an' DU fooz be dissin' him.
160. Tereza My butt is sore. since Bush gave me and numbnuts such a reaming
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In addition to my other signatures, I also lay claim to 192, 166, and 153.
FYI "Ai Ngo." for numero 166 means "You Idiot." in Thai.
FReep me if you don't get number 192. I got it from this site below and it took me awhile before I figure it out.
www.imao.us/archives/000661.html
My name was Peerf Mai, My comment: Reversing is the key.
ping me for more of these thanks
238, 239, 240 and 241 are mine
and 242 as well
Here is what I posted
248.
David C. Osborne
I am not sure why I take the time to even post on such ridiculous petitions.
If you want to have and intelligent discussion visit my website.
WWW.DAVIDOSBORNE.NET
Why, posting this petition here was the wrong forum.
Ops4 God Bless America!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/636288161?1103291888
It's good one!
Dick Hurtz has signed...
As long as you are education/correcting us you might as well tell us what forum it should be posted to. Not all Frepers are as Freeper savy as you...
Post it at Moveon.org, where someone may care.
Ops4 God Bless America!
Thanks for the education! LOL!!!
A sample - Signature number 92:
92. Algore - I HATE BUSH!!! He made me gain 90 pounds after he beat me in 2000. I'm now a FAT PIG becasue of BUSH! I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. Uh, Oh... Tipper just came in the room. OUCH!!! Gotta go now... Bye.
hahahahaaaaa!
Thanks for the alert. I already signed it sometime ago. IT wasn't as fun as the others. Can't read old signatures and 30 minute waiting period. BOOOO!!!!! :(
But we till FReeped em good!!! :D
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