[In veno, veritas]

I can also hear the grass cry when I walk on it. /sarcasm

[Charles Martel]

I can also hear the grass cry when I walk on it. /sarcasm

There used to be a website that some guy set up specifically to tweak PETA. I believe the organization was named "PETVA" (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables Also)

As for the grass, well, I always associate the bagging attachment on my Lawn-Boy with the "Bring Out Your Dead" Monty Python skit.

[oyez]

I am about to eat a fresh pear. It is so depressing to think that someone yanked it from its mother tree and shipped hundreds of miles just to be devoured by some selfish human. NAHH!