[Pete'sWife]

I hear the tomatoes screaming every time I make a salad.

[Lazamataz]

I hear the tomatoes screaming every time I make a salad.

I, on the other hand, stopped doing acid back in the 1980's.

[Fredgoblu]

I hear the tomatoes screaming every time I make a salad.

Reminds me of a funny Reel Big Fish song, Say 'Ten':

She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage
And she won't eat eggs,
Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey,
She won't have a steak,
But i just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, i can't stop cryin'
'cause i know this broccoli's dead
Vegetarian, i'm not a vegetarian
Vegetarian...she's a
Poor little cow, little sheep
Little fish how can i sleep?
When carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry
You say "it's not so bad
They're only vegetables", that's what you said
Maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
And they're better off dead

Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, i want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
Maybe i should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal!