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To: Aquamarine
So very pretty, Aqua. I thought I could share a lesson with all of you regarding inner peace.I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. (Spell check didn't know what Zinfandel and Merlot are. What kind of system is this?)
35 posted on 12/15/2004 9:01:33 AM PST by Texagirl4W (Father, bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know they are needing this day!)
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To: Texagirl4W
LOL! Oh my gosh! I wish you had called me to help you with some of those 'unfinished' things in your life/house!

I think what you need now is a hot toddy! :)


40 posted on 12/15/2004 11:41:37 AM PST by Billie
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To: Texagirl4W

LOL! You seemed so serious, caught me completely off guard. :)


44 posted on 12/15/2004 12:07:25 PM PST by Aquamarine
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