[broadsword]

Ahhh... the "holy" Koran. When I use the last page, I will go back to toilet paper.

[Quinton]

I spent a weekend at my uncles cabin at green river several month ago. There were about 100 of us there for a family reunion.

He has several port o lets there and in each one you has a choice between regular toilet paper or a copy of the koran to wipe yer arse with.

I used the toilet paper but the copy of the koran had at least half the pages torn out, which I found hilarious...had to hurt.

[PokeyJoe]

I dunno... the Koran is cheaper than toilet paper. They give 'em away free at the local Saudi consulate. Those guys must think I'm a convert or something... always coming and getting free Holy Korans. little do they know . . . .