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Surviving a hijacking the Tajik way
BoingBoing ^
| 9/15/2004
Posted on 12/14/2004 1:01:09 PM PST by ArcLight
Handy advice (from one of those airline folders in the back of the seat) on what to do if your Tajik Air flight is hijacked. Apparently, it has a great deal to do with fondling space aliens, mutant airplane doors that eat people, but definitely not drinking. I'm guessing from the pictures. Last few lines of each section are in English. Sort of. Do not express you angry, do not wipe in voice, our cough. Close your eyes and do not stir them.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: tajikistan; terrorism
Chortle!
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posted on
12/14/2004 1:01:09 PM PST
by
ArcLight
To: ArcLight
I wouldn't be caught dead on Tajik Air, or then again, maybe I might, but I doubt hijacking will be the cause of my demise.
To: ArcLight
Pictures? A good vanity would have pictures.
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posted on
12/14/2004 1:04:41 PM PST
by
RightWhale
(Destroy the dark; restore the light)
To: ArcLight
If only
our airlines had insight like this.
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posted on
12/14/2004 1:06:51 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(And who knows what else?)
To: ArcLight
Hilarious stuff. It must be real, because you can't make stuff like this up. To save you the trouble following links, here's the item...
To: ArcLight
My russian comes handy once again, here's what they mean:
Do not express you angry, do not wipe in voice, our cough - Do not express your anger, cry loudly, blow your nose or cough. I guess wipe = weep? Where did you see the "Close your eyes and do not stir them"?
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posted on
12/14/2004 1:18:22 PM PST
by
BrooklynGOP
(www.logicandsanity.com)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Why not a Glock built into every passenger seat back, with glass imprinted:
"In Case Of Terrorists, Break Glass."
Or a couple of Roman candles and matches....
Then have a little fire extinguisher handy....
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posted on
12/14/2004 1:20:54 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(FREE people needn't apply to a Government of/by/for the People for a gun (PERSONAL PROPERTY) permit!)
To: BrooklynGOP
Where did you see the "Close your eyes and do not stir them"? I saw it in the last section of text. I think they mean don't rub your eyes.
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posted on
12/14/2004 1:40:39 PM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: CzarNicky
My favorite,
Unquestionably, obit to the demand of terrorists, and then the assents of special task force who should deliver hostages. I wonder if this is just a prank?
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posted on
12/14/2004 1:50:36 PM PST
by
ArcLight
To: ProtectOurFreedom
My favorite is
"In case of shooting,lie down and have a shelter behind your seat. Do not run away."
Its a friggin airplane, where the hell you gonna run.
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posted on
12/14/2004 2:04:03 PM PST
by
fat city
(Julius Rosenberg's soviet code name was "Liberal")
To: CzarNicky
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posted on
12/14/2004 2:07:34 PM PST
by
BrooklynGOP
(www.logicandsanity.com)
To: ArcLight
They obviously have entrenched bureaucratic cartoonists who missed 9/11. Maybe they're just using up their old material as a cost saving measure. I'm sure the new printing will have information about taking out the terrs as you are going to die anyhow.
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posted on
12/14/2004 2:28:25 PM PST
by
Eagles6
(Dig deeper, more ammo.)
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