We also need to ban the phrase "Good bye." According to the dictionary, this offensive phrase is a shortened form of "God be with ye." For our children's sake, we need to use a more inclusive term when saying farewell.
I'm scared to post this because some weirdo might read it and think what I'm saying is a good idea. You never know.
And where did holiday come from? Holy Day. And Santa Claus comes from Saint Nicholas. And the Candy Cane is in the shape of a "J" for you know who.