Warnings? LOL! :^)
How about the recent warning that the coming reversal of the North & South poles will result in serious problems?
Or the giant asteriod warning?
And please don't smoke while using hair spray.
Warnings? Ooookay.
- Here's one for you:
Warning: Living in areas that may be flooded by tidal waves may be hazardous to your health. - Please install coastal seimic recorders to reduce the risk of serious injury or death.
You're strange.