Rate-a-Troll for JUSTWANT2BHEARD
| Criterion | Your Score (1-10) | Comments |
| "Supporting" the troops while denigrating their chain of command | 0 | Don't see the support side. I think there's some support there for the Iraqis, but I'm not clear on that. |
| Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal | 5 | It's there, but it's incoherent |
| Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule | 5 | Don't know how long this took. I hope it took less than a day. |
| Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper | 0 | Need a lot of work here |
| Class warfare | 10 | If I had an 11, you'd get it. |
| Waiting long enough after sign-up to post | 0 | Same day. No good! |
| Victimology | 10 | Extends back 400 years and probably into perpetuity. |
| Number of times "administration" is used | 0 | Nope. "Government" is not "Administration" |
| Exclamation points | 3 | Pretty good. But I don't feel the ANGER!!!!!!!!! Maybe caps lock next time. |
| Misspelled words | 10 | Not going to bother to count. There's enough for a 10. |
| Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals | 8 | Oh yeah. We all know that White America knows! |
Total: 51
Good for a true-blue stater. Be a little more genuinely angry next time, as opposed to just mindlessly cynical. Maybe threaten armed revolution or something. Wait a week after signing up. Oh, and be careful of those mines, I suspect they're deeper than they look.
That's excellent.
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"