[Steve_Seattle]

For those of us who don't subscribe to the Times website, could you provide a summary of MD's topic and perhaps a quote or two?

[RichInOC]

Very bad parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

I'm not posting quotes.

You're welcome.

[Technical Editor]

For those of us who don't subscribe to the Times website, could you provide a summary of MD's topic and perhaps a quote or two?

Registration is FREE. She wrote a parody of the lyrics for "The Twelve Days of Christmas". It sounds as if the woman is truly ready for the padded room.

[KC_Conspirator]

Yeah, can someone provide me with username and password or point me to where I can actually see and read the puerile trash?

[LauraleeBraswell]

You can subscribe for free

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Here are the first two verses of MoDowd's muddled little magnum opus. They ought to give you some idea of the rancid flavor of the thing. :)

On the first day of Christmas,

my Rummy sent to me

a Saddam pigeon in a palm tree. >Not knowing Osama's address,

Rummy hastened to 'Potamia - and a mess, exhorting his pal Cheney,

"Let's bomb Baghdad again, golly gee!"

On the second day of Christmas,

my Rummy sent to me

two dead-ender turtle doves

(Colin and Kofi),

flowers and chocolates from the ninny Chalabi,

and a billion Arabs mad at me.

[HP8753]

Try www.bugmenot.com to circumvent online registrations

[upchuck]

For those of us who don't subscribe to the Times website

No prob, use this:

Member ID: upyours8
Password: upyours8