Oh yeah, I used to hate it when grown women would come into my shop and ask for "tummy control" pantyhose.
I always expected them to add they also needed to be taken to the toitie so they could weewee...
Oh, my Lord, adult women actually said that? I'd have to fake a fit, and when I "came out" of it I'd explain that their cutesiness was so sweeeeet, it sent me into a diabetic coma. UGH.