Posted on 12/13/2004 7:49:48 AM PST by doug from upland
MIDI -GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
Kerry just got run over by Dubya...now he has a most unhappy wife
'Cause he blew her money, she decided...that she would make more miserable his life
He had promised when it started...he was gonna win for sure
But then the ghosts of Nam resurfaced...and the SwiftVets made them take a big detour
He'll no longer stuff her stocking...there is trouble, don't you know
No allowance for Viagra...this year he is not the Christmas gigolo
Kerry just got run over by Dubya...now he has a most unhappy wife
'Cause he blew her money, she decided...that she would make more miserable his life
He had made her eat at Wendy's...she had chili made with beans
It really messed up her digestion...and a smell still comes from her designer jeans
He'll no longer stuff her stocking...there is trouble, don't you know
No allowance for Viagra...this year he is not the Christmas gigolo
Kerry just got run over by Dubya...now he has a most unhappy wife
'Cause he blew her money, she decided...that she would make more miserable his life
She so hates the huddled masses...and all those campaign demands
There had been times she'd almost vomit...when she had been forced to shake Joe-Sixpack's hand
He'll no longer stuff her stocking...there is trouble, don't you know
No allowance for Viagra...this year he is not the Christmas gigolo
Kerry just got run over by Dubya...now he has a most unhappy wife
'Cause he blew her money, she decided...that she would make more miserable his life
Kerry just got run over by Dubya...now he has a most unhappy wife
'Cause he blew her money, she decided...that she would make more miserable his life
Ping
LOL! Good one!! This morning I heard "Grandpa Got Run Over by a John Deere"!! Variations on a theme!!
lol.......I realiy do enjoy your songs!
Great quote in your tagline.
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