True but if you are going to adulterate, it might as well be with someone hot....like Ms. Regan or....Petra Verkaik.
BTW, there is a funny story about Theordore Roosevelt along these lines. While President, TR was friends with a Mormon senator from the state of Utah which had recently abolished polygamy. When critized over his friendship with the Mormon senator, Teddy Roosevelt responded:
"Better a polygamist who doesn't polyg than a monogamist who doesn't monog."
In other words, if you're going to hell for it, you might as well have a really good time doin' it?