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They sure it isn`t Michael Moore?
1 posted on 12/10/2004 2:39:40 PM PST by Imaverygooddriver
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To: Imaverygooddriver

How could he not know?? The damn this is nowhere near his hair line! "Say, what`s that silver thing sticking out of my forehead?"


2 posted on 12/10/2004 2:41:08 PM PST by Imaverygooddriver (I`m a very good driver and I approve this message.)
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To: martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; Shryke; TheBigB

You guys HATE when this happens!


3 posted on 12/10/2004 2:41:10 PM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

The guy had no recollection of having a nail driven into his head. Jimmy Kimmel said that the nail must have damaged that part of the brain that is responsible for remembering whether someone has driven a nail into your head.


4 posted on 12/10/2004 2:41:32 PM PST by Koblenz (Holland: a very tolerant country. Until someone shoots you on a public street in broad daylight...)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

How the hell didn't he see it??


5 posted on 12/10/2004 2:42:14 PM PST by RockinRight (Liberals are OK with racism and sexism, as long as it is aimed at a Republican.)
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To: Imaverygooddriver
They speculate that the nail stuck in the man's head four years ago in an accident but the man didn't know about it

WTH?

How could he NOT know that he has a nail in his head?

6 posted on 12/10/2004 2:42:24 PM PST by Michael.SF. ("My only regret in life is that none of my children are gay." - Sharon Osborne)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

so.. I'm curious.. does the nail get removed or do you just leave the it there? i.e. is removing it too dangerous. Any medical types know?


7 posted on 12/10/2004 2:43:11 PM PST by byset
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To: Imaverygooddriver

This is exactly why I'm afraid to have my head examined!


8 posted on 12/10/2004 2:43:39 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: Imaverygooddriver; Darksheare; Doomonyou; Pyro7480

UNNNGH.. Posts 930 ff

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10 posted on 12/10/2004 2:44:09 PM PST by BenLurkin (Big government is still a big problem.)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

I hope they sterilized the pry bar before yanking that thing out.


12 posted on 12/10/2004 2:45:04 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: Imaverygooddriver
Here is the craw hammer the surgeon used:

not, craw, CRAW!!

17 posted on 12/10/2004 2:48:08 PM PST by Michael.SF. ("My only regret in life is that none of my children are gay." - Sharon Osborne)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

This guy's got three rows of teeth, no wonder he couldn't feel it.


18 posted on 12/10/2004 2:48:40 PM PST by lotusblos
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To: Imaverygooddriver

This whole thing could have been avoided if he'd simply learn to stay away from X-ray machines.


20 posted on 12/10/2004 2:50:20 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Imaverygooddriver

What I`d like to know is how the nail got in his head in the first place! I mean was he taking a nap and someone decided to hammer it into his head? "Ouch! Why are you hammering my head? You woke me up!"


26 posted on 12/10/2004 2:53:57 PM PST by Imaverygooddriver (I`m a very good driver and I approve this message.)
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To: Imaverygooddriver
That must've been one heck of a binge four years ago.

Cheap booze, an expense account, and a nail gun. Recipe for a funny news item 4 years later. (Funny to everyone else in the world except the nailee, that is.)

27 posted on 12/10/2004 2:53:57 PM PST by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has never led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

Excedrin headache number 2004.


44 posted on 12/10/2004 6:23:32 PM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

I made sure the story wasn't from the San Francisco Examiner before reading further. You have to be careful with headlines like this.


57 posted on 12/10/2004 7:40:03 PM PST by Melas
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To: Imaverygooddriver

That'll leave a mark.


63 posted on 12/11/2004 6:01:28 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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