"Have an avowed hetero try to sign on.
When denied, sue the piss out of them for discrimination."
BUT....what if they let him in? AAAAAHHHHH!
Have his/her Mom as the "co respondent's?) in the case?
I would happily move right in and wipe their little faces.. off the earth!
Even the ACLU couldn't deny A Mom the right to protect her "children"!