1 posted on
12/09/2004 2:37:55 PM PST by
weegee
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To: weegee
tip to students - stay away from bridges
To: weegee
I hope he furnishes them the cars too
3 posted on
12/09/2004 2:40:01 PM PST by
pelikan
To: weegee
Does he include lessons on how to escape a flipped over car in water, after all he has experience with that.
4 posted on
12/09/2004 2:40:30 PM PST by
dts32041
(When did the Democratic party stop being the political arm of the KKK?)
To: weegee
When is he ever below the legal BAC??
To: weegee
To: weegee
C'mon, this HAS to be a joke. I mean, Teddy "Swimmer" Kennedy, driving lessons?!
The bighearted Massachusetts senator drives himself to the community center in an unobtrusive old Pontiac
Now I KNOW it's a joke. Teddy's been an Oldsmobile man since at least, oh, around 1966...
8 posted on
12/09/2004 2:41:44 PM PST by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
To: weegee
Where do you start with this?
10 posted on
12/09/2004 2:42:06 PM PST by
digger48
To: weegee
This is a joke, right?
This can't be true. Too funny to be true.
To: weegee
You just can't make this stuff up!
13 posted on
12/09/2004 2:42:34 PM PST by
.38sw
(oh wait - Weekly World News. I guess you CAN make it up~)
To: weegee
14 posted on
12/09/2004 2:42:42 PM PST by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: weegee
Appropriate headline, my son says.
15 posted on
12/09/2004 2:43:35 PM PST by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: weegee
ROFL, I forgot this was the magizine with Bat Boy.
To: weegee
17 posted on
12/09/2004 2:43:48 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
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To: weegee
"He told me, 'Safe driving is a skill every young American deserves to have -- not just the rich.' "
If I hadn't read it with my own eyes.....
How uniquely unqualified this man is to teach children -anyone for that matter - about safe driving.
18 posted on
12/09/2004 2:44:24 PM PST by
Mase
To: weegee
"Anytime you have to blow on the breathalyser, just rub your hands together until the alcohol magically evaporates from your system!
To: weegee
Certainly this article is a farce!
To: weegee
I have one other question does he take his dog Splash along, now that name is not a joke, where this article maybe.
With the way the legacy press has been working, this mag has as much veracity as they do.
23 posted on
12/09/2004 2:46:50 PM PST by
dts32041
(When did the Democratic party stop being the political arm of the KKK?)
To: weegee
"It's the dude who got assassinated, y'all," another youth whispered. Fr. MacKelly hastily explained that it was Ted's older brother, President John F. Kennedy, who was murdered in Dallas.
Lakwanda, 17, was one of the first pupils to go for a spin with the legendary lawmaker.
"At first, I was real nervous, 'cause pulling out from the curb, Mr. Ted knocked over two garbage cans and scraped the fender on a fire hydrant," she recalls. "He laughed and apologized and told me it had been a while since he did his own driving.
"But once he put me behind the wheel, he was real cool. He kept telling stories about the old days and famous people he'd met, like Bob Dylan and Fidel Castro.
"I didn't know who they were, but I liked that he was so friendly."
24 posted on
12/09/2004 2:47:19 PM PST by
.38sw
(oh wait - Weekly World News. I guess you CAN make it up~)
To: weegee
25 posted on
12/09/2004 2:47:37 PM PST by
glock rocks
("Having children is like getting a bowling alley installed in your brain." - Martin Mull)
To: weegee
The senator, who was involved in the infamous 1969 Chappaquiddick car accident in which a young woman drowned...I suspect this is mostly a BS story (about the driving lessons), however, can't help but notice that particular sentence is constructed in such a way as to make the uninitiated think that more than one person was "involved", thus relieving Der Schwimmer of a large part of the responsiblilty.
27 posted on
12/09/2004 2:49:05 PM PST by
OldSmaj
(Islam is a false religion. It's adherents and followers are doomed to hell.)
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