[Armando Guerra]

I think I'm addicted to my hot, perverted, girlfriend.... Is that bad?

Yes. Marry her and then it is okay.

[Cogadh na Sith]

Nah, I already did that twice before.

I'll never give another human that amount of power over me again.

In New Mexico, a man has no rights in a marriage. I won't subject myself to those unGodly laws again....