[KarlInOhio]

"I think we can learn a lesson from this," Stanford said. "Eating meat is fine, but in moderation and with a lot of exercise."

So you can only get your Monster Thickburger if you run across five miles of savanna to catch it.

[ElkGroveDan]

So you can only get your Monster Thickburger if you run across five miles of savanna to catch it.

...also, leaving off the mayo and washing it down with a DIET Coke should help.