'Beverly Hillbillies' Singer Dies at 93

Yahoo Entertainment - AP Music ^ | December 9, 2004

[bd476]

Why that'd be Earl Scruggs.

[sweetliberty]

Best sitcom ever!

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[bd476]

Thank you MeekOne! The photos are great and I just set a spell reading about the Cass County Boys and their friendship with Gene Autry. Good find!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Archy dug around and found the video with soundtrack of the whole Beverly Hillbillies show sequence! Woo hoo!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Get ready to kick up your heels with the Shenandoah Breakdown MIDI

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Keep dancing 'cause here comes Shuckin' the Corn MIDI

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

HA - You're darn tootin' on that one!!!!!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Can you imagin' those AY-rabs meetin' up with Granny Clampett and her shotgun?!

[bd476]

Yep, I reckon it was. That's a nice photo you found, SweetLiberty. Thank you for posting it! :)

[sweetliberty]

"Can you imagin' those AY-rabs meetin' up with Granny Clampett and her shotgun?!"

LOL! Makes for a pretty funny mental image. I'd love to see a modern day version of that show, but I'm afraid that's a classic that could never be equaled.

[bd476]

Great! Thank you NJAPF and thank you kindly Archy!

[bd476]

Thank you again, NotJustAnotherPrettyFace! Move them chairs outta the way! :D

[bd476]

That's one of my favorites, too. Thank you! Now I don't have to work out for whole 'nuther week!

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks. Glad you enjoyed that. :^D

[Calvin Locke]

How can a banjo player increase the gas mileage on his car?

Okay, I'll bite. How can...?

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Throw the banjo out the window? ;-)

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

More banjo jokes:

What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
The chain saw has greater dynamic range.

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
"Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"

What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"

There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.

Female five string banjoist shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall:
"Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string."

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Even more banjo jokes:

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.

Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?
A: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
A: They make great anchors!

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
A: They make good paddles.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: You can turn off a chainsaw.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
A: You can tune a Harley.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?
A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
A: Saves time.

Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?
A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
A: By their names.

[MeekOneGOP]

hahahaaaa!