Jury???
May I give you 50 feet of good sailing rope to hang the bastard with? Don't let him get some liberal do-gooders group behind him.
"50 feet of good sailing rope"
Now, there's an example of excess. Six feet of paracord should be good enough for this guy.
I have significant concerns about this offer. Is it nylon or hemp/natural fiber? How much stretch does it have? We can't have the "guest" to the hanging party dragging his feet on the ground. Hanging rope needs to be low-stretch hemp or jute - hard stop at the end of a short drop. Its tradition.