John Kerry's one of those guys who would hold his previous pages with his fingers in the Choose Your Own Adventure book, so if he gets a bad ending, he can just flip-flop back.
Kinda like his Senate career:
"I'll choose "Vote for the $87 Billion, go to page 94". Oops, that didn't work out, let me flip-flop back and choose "Vote against the $87 Billion, go to page 13"."
I am surprised Terry sKerry is still with "her man" .. guess she is as dysfunctional as he is.