Old sailor joke:
Three sailors are on R&R in Tokyo and enter into a Japanese restaurant.
The owner greets the sailors, sits them, and begins friendly conversation by asking each his name.
The first sailor: "John Smith."
Restaurant owner: "Ahh - so huppy to meetshew."
Second sailor: "James Brown."
Restaurant owner: "Ahh - so huppy to meetshew you too!"
Third sailor: "Adam."
Restaurant owner: "Ahh - - yes, go on .. whut iz rest of name pweese . ."
Third sailor: "Bomb . . My name is Adam Bomb."
or this one:
A US Marine was standing on the docks at Pearl Harbor when a Japanese tourist couple approached.
"Excuse me, could you tell me where the US Arizona is located?"
Without hesitating, the young Marine replied,
"It's right where you fucking left it!"
LOL as the rice flies everywhere.....