To: Bikers4Bush
Bouncer: "Take off the hat!"
Ron: "What's the deal?"
Boucer: "I'll tellya what the deal is. Gay people in this area wear hats and we're tryin' ta keep 'em outta our club."
Ron: "Really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like...yours."
41 posted on
12/07/2004 2:03:27 PM PST by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
To: TheBigB
My favorite Blue Collar Comedy Tour line:
"They got another one comin' around again. I hear they are running two a day out of Phoenix."
46 posted on
12/07/2004 2:09:15 PM PST by
retrokitten
(Do you want to hear the horrifying truth or see me hit a few zingers??)
To: TheBigB
Passenger: "How far do you think the plane will get on one engine?
Ron: "My guess is all the way to the crash site."
I told my wife that the only thing I want for Christmas is two VIP tickets to the show at the playhouse here in Cleveland in January. I'll have to make sure to go with an empty bladder to keep from wetting myself.
48 posted on
12/07/2004 2:11:18 PM PST by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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